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rinacat:

“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”

I’ll stop reblogging this gifset when it stops being funny.

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twerkingdomhearts:

Naruto 6: Road to Ninja - Genjutsu World

there are no words.

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forlornreflections:

This is too cute!

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the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

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mbulsht:

mishadash:

jacksonunderlakefrost:

It’s been a hundred years.

You have been cycling between robot and human testing for several decades. Now and then the robots would become too boring to test with. Now and then the humans would become too frustrating and dead. But science continued marching on, and everything was the way you wanted them to be.

Once upon a time, you remember a test subject who broke all your rules, killed you, revived you, then tried to kill you again. You had resolved to expunge all data pertaining to her long ago, but decided that it’s better to remember — for her existence to serve as a reminder that humans have always been pretty terrible. You can’t even remember her name; you stopped the deletion process a tad bit too late. All you can use to refer to her now was “that mute lunatic.” Your murderer. That fat adopted girl that nobody liked. Your anti-bird shield. Your savior. Your only friend. The girl you pulled back from the moon. The child you had to let go because after everything, you couldn’t bear having her die by your own hands anymore. The greatest test subject you’ve ever had.

It’s been a hundred years. You’re sure she’s never coming back.

Oh my god now I’m crying for GLaDOS how could you.

NO

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fairytalemood:

“Fairy Tale Battle Royale” by イナ

This is Fantastic!

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didyouknowgaming:

Tetris.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect#Place_in_cognition

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militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

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